phlooge

A failed ejactulation-esp. air shooting out of the head of the penis instead of sperm.

My bitch left me because all I could do was phlooge after the third round.

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Phlug haul

A truckload full of dead chinese cocks and clits with a maggoty outer layer.

Hey! Stop that Mexican! He's trying to sneak a Phlug haul past us!

1👍 6👎

Klurg

Covering your crabs with gonorrhea ooze, sticking them up a corpse's ass, pulling them out, putting them back in the dead woman's pussy, licking them up, vomiting them out, and having a sex slave eat them and chew them up and spit them back into your mouth, i.e. the most disgusting act humanly imaginable.

Klurg is so fucking vile I can not even think of an example to express my disgust.

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Yuln

Smoking a bong through your dickhole. (The smoke comes out your ass, if you're experienced.)

Yulning hurts worse than Lars's Mom, but it's the only way I can get my fix.

1👍 1👎

Glack

Pussy fluid so sticky that it can be used as a powerful glue.

I couldn't pull out of the bitch because I was stuck in all her glack.

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