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When you are having intercourse doggie style at a tempo of over 200 bpms, and your penis loses control and penetrates the anus and vagina furiously. One experienced in act of the Hungarian Polka can alternate between the two orifices one thrust at a time, without looking.
"While having sex with my wife last night, I was jamming some death metal on my ipod and start doing the Hungarian Polka. However, I accidentally got poo in my wife's vagina and she got vaginitis."
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1. N. - crap band mixed with ripoff Coheed and Cambria vocals and shitty guitar leads. One who listens and enjoys is obviously a homosexual.
2. V. - when six guys have sex with eachother in the anus all at the same time resembling a human pretzel.
1. "I went and saw Emarosa last night, I kinda liked them! Then I went home and sucked off my dad.
2. "Lukas, Jonny, ER, Jordan, Will, and Jonas had an Emarosa last night. they've been shitting liquid ever since."
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Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.
"Iraq is the best location for Taliban Tans. be sure to wear sunblock! Sun poisoning leads to war."
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this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
pizza face was over last night,he was handin out guatemalan breathmints like they were candy.
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this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
pizza face was over last night,he was handin out guatemalan breathmints like they were candy.
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This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus.
The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.
person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?"
person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"
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The time of day where you and three other buddies should break out four lines of any substance and take it to the dome together, resembling the four ones on the clock.
"Holy shit guys it's 11:11! Time to ruin our lives!"
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