Buffalo Money

"A very well known term for fake money, specifically when referring to poker."

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Rapeonade

noun
the act of turning a new partner's resistance around certain sexual acts into a pitcher of lemonade, as per the expression "lemons into lemonade", by levying the moments (performing with roughness) that they cave in against the drought of them not enjoying it (the relationship).

verb (used with object)
To turn a new partner's resistance around certain sexual acts into heightened pleasure, by being extra rough when they don't really want it that way to begin with.

"Peering deeply into a frustrating future, he pre-planned the sex of the marriage to revolve around the creation of pure rapeonade de doggy-style, a position he had priorly regarded as common like dirt, but in this new form, knew he would enjoy its beauty like the rarest blood diamond."