Noggin

Slang term for a head.

"You've got a thick Noggin haven't ya?"

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Immature

Someone who acts annoying and stupid.

95% of 13 year-old Boys.

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Breeders

Heterosexuals.
People who are attracted to the opposite sex.
Males are attracted to Females.
Females are attracted to Males.

The people that brought you fags into this world. So be grateful.
I am not a Homophobe, but it is really annoying when Homos complain abut Heteros.

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Tab

A cigarette.

"Giz a Tab."

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E-Cronyms

What a lot of people use in Instant Messanger Conversations.
LOL - means 'Laugh out Loud'
LMAO - means 'Laughing my arse off'
ROFL - means 'Rolling on the floor'

Insert example here.

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Worst Movies of all Time

1.) Gigli(I haven't watched it, but I know people who have and it sounds shite.)
2.) Bring it On(Load of garbage. About some annoying cheerleaders.)
3.) Ali G in Da House(Another unfunny pile of wank.)
4.) Gangs of New York(Torture to watch)
5.) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone(Cheesy and nothing like the book.)

THEY are the worst movies of all time.

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Byke

A whore. Someone who has fucked many people. So, if a person has been rode by loads of people, they are a Byke.

That woman fucked 21 people last week and 17 the week before, what a Byke!

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