Dick Rack

any orifice in the human body that a male could insert his penis, most commonly used to describe the mouth.

Maria: Pinky is outside yelling at her boyfriend.

Glenn: She's always running her Dick Rack!

Maria: Right!

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alprazoslamnesia

to get alprazoslammed and have no recollection of events the following morning. A benzodiazepine induced state of amnesia usually by way of XANAX.

Me: Mattie, what'd you do last night?

Mattie: I don't remember anything after getting crunk. I've got alprazoslamnesia bro!

Me: That's a good Friday night!

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as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

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