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Master Oogway Shit

Hella wise stuff thats been said or is being said

Kyle, after hitting and hitting PNC: damn bro, I don't wanna be horny anymore, I just wanna be happy.
Abdul: woah bro, that's some master Oogway shit

by GlizzyGladiator824 July 20, 2020


Ghosty

A shit that is very hard to poop out, but is probably the best shit you've ever had, and then when you wipe your arse, there's nothing on the paper. You then have an out of body experience, similar to tripping on salvia No one knows what causes a ghosty, but everyone does know that it's very rare. I've only had about 3 in my lifetime. It is said that it is so rare only 10,000 have been done in the history of planet earth.

Mason: "ah yo guys! I just did a fat ghosty!"
Jayden: "woah, nice bro"
Aidan: "niiiice homeslice"
Logan: "no way dude!"
Quinn: "bruh"
Matt: "for real right now?"
Channel 9 news: "please come with us young man, we'd like you to make a statement and describe what happend"

by GlizzyGladiator824 July 20, 2020