Participating in the Tom Selleck while either the shittee or shitter wears a Hawaiian shirt.
I took Kim on vacation to Hawaii. After 5 pina coladas she passed out and I gave her the Magnum P.I.
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The gas that fills a Dutch Oven.
Stacy lost consciousness when she inhaled my corrupt heat this morning. Good thing I ate the burrito late last night.
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