Sacramento

A city in northern California that all residents are brainwashed to think is the greatest Utopian paradise in the universe, but is really a boring city with nothing to do and no real economy besides the government. Anybody who has actually lived in a real, exciting, cultured city can't understand this mentality and can't get out of there fast enough.

Person 1: I'm from Paris.
Person 2: I'm from New York.
Person 3: I'm from San Francisco.
Person 4: I'm from Tokyo.
Person 5: I'm from Sacramento, which is just as large and great of a city as all of those and has just as much to do. Please take a pamphlet about my city and also have some kool-aid.

Person 1: I'm going to Detroit this weekend.

Person 2: Yuck, at least it's not Sacramento.

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