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Older version of a Urban Cougar in her age or 50 up to 70.
Oh my, that urban lion is after me. she so nasty her boobs are on there fourth breast lift.
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is a name album by Blaqk Audio. Blaqk Audio is an AFI side project band made up of Davey Havok and Jade Puget.
The Blaqk Audio Album CexCells is awesome!!!
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Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. Youâre starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you donât you should to make sure your getting all the ⦠(well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.
(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.
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Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. Youâre starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you donât you should to make sure your getting all the ⦠(well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.
(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.
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Big Time Bull Shit, something that is so much more than bull shit that it is big time.
They took out $200 of $800 check, that is BTBS
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A cop mustache. The Justice of the Stache! Any cop with a mustache is a justicestache.
Trying to look like a cop by growing a mustache is a justicestache.
Hey buddy check it out!
Oh wow, what a wonderful "justicestache"
One who Shits the size of a bread basket every time he goes poo. You can be in the breadbasketor club when you shit at least once the size of a bread basket. the term shitting a bread basket comes from the movie "Envy" staring Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Christopher Walken. (great Movie by the way) Ben stiller Charterer says it about Jack Black's characters horse.
Friend 1: Hey dude I am in the club?
Friend 2: huh
Friend 1: I am now in the Breadbasketor club.
Friend 2: so what, I been in the club a long time, I am almost a Breadbasketor.
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