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urban lion

Older version of a Urban Cougar in her age or 50 up to 70.

Oh my, that urban lion is after me. she so nasty her boobs are on there fourth breast lift.

by Glockman1727AK47 December 4, 2007

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CexCells

is a name album by Blaqk Audio. Blaqk Audio is an AFI side project band made up of Davey Havok and Jade Puget.

The Blaqk Audio Album CexCells is awesome!!!

by Glockman1727AK47 September 26, 2007

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Courtesy wipe

It is when one wipe their ass for any number of reason...
after they go to the bathroom and have completed their normal routine in the bathroom. they go on about their day. only to return to the bathroom later on to wipe because they don't feel clean or they just wanted to.
Sometimes you need a courtesy wipe when you get swamp ass to get rid of the sweaty butt crack.
A courtesy wipe can be needed when one has a nasty fart, this is to check for a possible shart.
One can also wipe their ass any time during the day and this can be consider a courtesy wipe.

a persons inter thoughts: {Oh man, that is not feeling right better give myself a courtesy wipe.}

I am sweating like crazy i need a courtesy wipe.

Friend A: Oh dude you shit your pants at least give yourself a courtesy wipe cause that that fart sound way to gross. it had to of been a shart.
Friend B: it was not that bad, i guess i will it is a courtesy to do so.

I need a good wiping oh yes a courtesy wipe oh much better feeling nice and clean.

by Glockman1727AK47 March 5, 2009

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Phantom wipe

Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.

(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.

by Glockman1727AK47 January 19, 2008

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phantom wipe


Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.

(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.

by Glockman1727AK47 December 4, 2007

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BTBS

Big Time Bull Shit, something that is so much more than bull shit that it is big time.

They took out $200 of $800 check, that is BTBS

by Glockman1727AK47 January 14, 2009

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justicestache

A cop mustache. The Justice of the Stache! Any cop with a mustache is a justicestache.

Trying to look like a cop by growing a mustache is a justicestache.

Hey buddy check it out!

Oh wow, what a wonderful "justicestache"

by Glockman1727AK47 April 27, 2011