Courtesy wipe

It is when one wipe their ass for any number of reason...
after they go to the bathroom and have completed their normal routine in the bathroom. they go on about their day. only to return to the bathroom later on to wipe because they don't feel clean or they just wanted to.
Sometimes you need a courtesy wipe when you get swamp ass to get rid of the sweaty butt crack.
A courtesy wipe can be needed when one has a nasty fart, this is to check for a possible shart.
One can also wipe their ass any time during the day and this can be consider a courtesy wipe.

a persons inter thoughts: {Oh man, that is not feeling right better give myself a courtesy wipe.}

I am sweating like crazy i need a courtesy wipe.

Friend A: Oh dude you shit your pants at least give yourself a courtesy wipe cause that that fart sound way to gross. it had to of been a shart.
Friend B: it was not that bad, i guess i will it is a courtesy to do so.

I need a good wiping oh yes a courtesy wipe oh much better feeling nice and clean.

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Frottom

Frontwards bottom. Many Fat old people try to hide there pot belly in their pants by pulling the pants up over the belly. Thus making a Frottom. Also know as Front butt

Guy1:Oh my look at that morbidly obese lady, what a frottom.
Guy2: that is so nasty the frottom is making a huge camel toe

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IGSGO

"I Got Shit GOING ON" said to people when asked if you can do this or that. Next time when your busy just say IGSGO

Hey can you mow the lawn. No IGSGO

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