silver cotton candy

simply put, granny pubes

Jimmy: Put your legs back together grandma, no one wants to see your silver cotton candy!

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bulgina

The state of a woman's vagina when extremely horny. She will become "wet", and her vagina will begin to moisten and bulge outwards.

Jimmy: Whoa! That chick has a huge bulgina!
John: Yeah, that means she's horny enough to screw anybody, even a fatass like you!

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Black Osama

Democratic candidate, Barack Obama's real name.

-2008 PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT-
*Hillary Rodded Clinton
*Black Hussein Osama
*John Edwards the one vote wonder

John: Hey, who are you voting for?
Billy: I don't know, probably that dumbass who can't open a door, you?
John: No no no... your thinking of George W. Bush, he isn't running.
Billy: Well, he'd still be better than Black Osama.
John: You're being racist.
Billy: But I'm black too, that's not racism- it's common sense.

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