Northway

A small estate in Tewkesbury that is filled with druggies , slags , nittys , gobby family’s and old people. This place is NOT the place you want to be so if you end up in northway and it’s not because you are buying weed then you have gone the wrong way. Anyone that lives here develops depression because there lives are so shit and they live in northway. The teenager girls there a either pregnant before 15 , ket addicts , gobby tramps , theifs or dykes. The boys there a absolute nittys and think they are hard. Northway is the place you should avoid!

Boy 1: where you from?
Girl 1: northway

Boy 1: you must be a druggie then

Girl 1: who you calling a druggie mate!?
Boy 1: well you must be a slag then?
Girl 1: I’m not a slag I only shagged 20 lads last night jeez give us a brake!

Tewkesbury

A shit town in Gloucestershire that nobody likes because it’s full of old people and perves. There’s nothing to do apart from go behind Morrison’s and do drugs or have a sesh in the vineyards. Some of the girls are fit but the rest are slags. The boys there aren’t exactly that good looking. Most people are pretty much snakes. Northway is the one place to avoid that’s why it’s at the bottom of Tewkesbury.

Girl 1: I live in the worst part of Gloucester

Boy 1: must be Tewkesbury