Slosher

When a woman takes it up the ass on the first date.

Rob: You hear about that Suzy Hanah?
Matt: Hello yeah, she fucked three new guys last week.

Rob: Yeah. Each one anal too.
Matt: That Suzy aint nothing but a slosher.
Rob: Word

Fuck wipe

A used sanitary towel, not to be confused with Dracula’s teabag.

Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.