Gloving

The act of pushing the penis back into the groin as to feel as though it is a finger on a glove, once fully loaded the user must quickly remove the finger to allow the penis to spring back into place.

Guy 1: yo man what you been doing I haven’t seen you in days?

Guy 2: just been gloving my dude

Guy 1: Jesus Christ you need to stop with that shit man it isn’t healthy

Guy 2: I can’t stop don’t you understand !?

Guy 1: look I’ve been supportive of you through losing your mom and your dad beating you, but this? I don’t think there’s much more I can do man I tried, I really did. But..

Guy 2: look man I can change

Guy 1: No you won’t ! And you never fucking will... I loved you man

Guy 2: I love you too bro

Guy 2: so you wanna glove? :^)

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