Bob Factor

Losing in life. No matter what the subject or how much of a sure thing you think it is you loose. A curse or hex.

I bet on Atlanta to win the Super Bowl and got Bob Factored.

Nebus

Human feces so sticky it cannot be removed from the anus by toilet paper, but rather only via a long thorough douche.

I was late to work due to the unexpected nebus I excreted after breakfast.