the day

today is the day and the day is up to me on when it is the day

big man: todays the day

short beta: for what???

big man: its the day im right

short beta: yes ofc day is any day!!!

big man: CORRECT!

Never day

National “never-day” is every year on April 2nd. On this day you have to give your girlfriend a bell and a “boop” on the nose

Guy: hey babe, it’s “never day”

Girl:what’s that

Guy:it’s the day where I give you the bell of horny and boop you on the nose

Girl:oh okey

Guy: (ring, ring,ring,ring.) *boop*