Bible-Thumper

Bible Thumper (noun) (1)used to describe an individual who believes in the absolute word for word truth of the bible to the absolute exclusion of all other philosophical, spiritual, esoteric and religious belief systems. (2)Person who has been irretrievably brainwashed into believing that the bible is true in every word despite considerable evidence that it is based on the Sumerian Tablets and Vedas but altered heavily so it appears 'godly' and 'creationy'. Refuses to acknowledge that the bible was considerably altered by Emperor Constantine and the Council of Niscea around 500AD.
Bible Thumpers (plural) Term laterally applied to all extreme right wing christian groups who use the bible as a basis upon which to justify extreme acts of hate or violence (Westboro Baptist Church comes under this heading)

Fred) the bible is totally true every word!!
Joe) Bible-Thumper.....

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epeening

The blatant act of telling everyone, showing off or bragging about how big your epeen is. Most common in online games when someone links or describes a bit of loot they have just obtained which is then immediately followed by someone then linking or describing more and better loot they obtained weeks before and hadn't stopped bragging about.

John: look what i just got <Decent Peice of Epic Loot>
Doe: <Uber Epic loot><More Uber epic loot><Even more Uber epic loot><EVEN MORE Uber epic loot>
John:enuff with the epeening mmmkay?