Basketball

A sport popular among blacks which involves lacking talent but being extremely tall to make up for it and basically just running in toward the hoop to score a basket; Don't worry, no one can touch you or they'll be penalized. (If they do touch you, you MUST fall to the ground and scream in agony and hold some part of your body as if you broke it, even though you'll get up 2 seconds later to shoot free throws.) Most players are drug-dealers, womanizers, and generally misfits from the streets who skipped school to shoot hoops. Many of them die of AIDS.

yo nigz i wuz playin sum basketball and i totally school'd peeps wit muh nasty moves. to bad im never gonna be anything in life because i never got no education.

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