Smithy

To lie face down on the floor in a kind of reversed plank position. Often done to fake injury for attention or to get out of drinking another pint when you’re struggling to keep up.

I couldn’t keep up with the lads on a session so I threw a little smithy and got some put on oxygen my an air stewardess. While I was down there I had a good sniff of her toes and got a little semi too!