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When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.
Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.
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To occupy ones time by playing Mass Effect or Mass Effect 2 (Mass Effect 3 will be included when it comes out), instead of hanging out with friends or doing more important things.
Yo Eliot, why didn't you wait for us to pick you up from the movies? What, you couldn't wait to get home to Masseffecturbate.
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a relationship between two males or two females ( also called being gay)
It would be cool to see a regaytionship between your mom and Eva Longoria
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the act of masturbate in order to try and stretch out your cock to make it bigger
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The long term relationship between a person and cocaine that is very hard to break
The people on Celebrity Rehab almost seem hopeless. They have had such long term blowmances.
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Yo I swear, your mom has got a jigglypuff. She make me wannna catch 'em all.
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