madi

A Madi Monster is a she-beast from a distant galaxy. She preys on small woodland creatures. This creature may seem intimidating or timid but is actually quite sociable (depending on the phase of the moon). If a person comes into contact with a Madi, when she is rabid, it is important to do the following: through a tub of mint icecream at her feet, drop into the fetal position immediately after the tossing of the icecream, and read a magazine.

I was hiking when I saw a Madi grazing.

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