skid

v. Improve, add meaning to, make worthwhile.

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We got to skid this team if we are going to see the playoffs this year.

Word.

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obama-ration

n. Any overblown party or celebration which is repeated. Also an overly-large serving of anything. Can be shortened to o-ration if texting.

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Steady on! I can't take in all that! That is one steaming heap of obama-ration.

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New York

place. Bustling metropolis brimming with night life and dreamy-eyed folk chasing both the promise that is America and a sea of yellow cabs. Unlimited opportunity but limited seating. Concrete spires surrounding halal food carts beside world-class museums. Pigeons. So many pigeons. Many with feathers.

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Wow. That hurricane Sandy really messed this place up.

No. This is how it always looks.

Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!

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shoveling white

v. Clearing snow off the skatepark or, by extension, other surfaces such as sidewalks and stairways.

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Dude! It's blizzardy! Looks like we'll be shoveling white tomorrow.

"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?

Survivor: Vatican

Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.

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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?

No. No I did not.

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pulling a pope

v. To quit unexpectantly. Also a sexual act.

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Where's Yvonne? We're about to open. She isn't pulling a pope is she?

Yeah. She phoned in. She doesn't feel that her fading spirit will allow her to continue here in the sort of capacity that is required.

She knows she's just a bar maid? Right?

brewes

n. Beer, only like more than one beer, and said with panache by coolers and skaters and college boys.

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Open some brewes! It's gonna be a long skate to hell!