draw wait

n. Ice curling term for the time required to broom the house before the pebble fades.

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Dude! What's the draw wait on sheet seven?

Four minutes. Don't hog this one, eh!

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deigloofication

v. Warming of a house or car etc. on a very cold day. Can also be used whimsically when discussing frigid partners.

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Dude! Your house is totally freezing! It is time to get some deigloofication going on in here.

Maybe you should slip on a cardigan.

ducking

v. Avoiding responsibility.

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Hey! Where you been? That conclave be started. You ducking?

No Monsigneur.

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win dough

n. Money obtained through gambling.

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How you going to pay for all that dope?

I am using this here win dough of opportunity.

Halifax

place. Beautiful eastern seaport on the Atlantic coast. The best place in Canada to get crabs . Locals speak an interesting patois of English and Norse.

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Hey by Jimmy we should get some lobster in Halifax and maybe see about picking up a case of crabs by Jez.

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kangale

n. Australian slang for any soft drink. Does not need to actually contain any kangaroo products.

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Pass me a kangale mate. Me throats drier than a shrimp on a salty barbie.

Too fresh blokey. Me hand goes out!

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drug

n. Past gerundial form of the verb drag, as used by skaters and bangers.

Who drug that ramp up next to here? You? You crazy strong.

That is correct. It were I. I drug it.

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