harpering

v. Dithering, performing needless tasks while gauging popular opinion.

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Quit harpering and make a decision. The house is burning; we should leave.

Does my hair look okay? What if the press is watching?

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sheepkabob

n. Delicious mutton on a stick. Beloved in Perth.

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Would you like some sheepkabob mate.

Do I look like I'm from Perth?

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meet the mayor

v. phrase- Canadian expression for smoking crack.

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Dude. You got time for some boarding?

Sorry man. I have to meet the mayor.

Bummer.

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circumseyes

v. Looking with disgust or disfavour upon a foreskin.

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I'm going out with that hot sheep shearer tonight. You know. The one from Perth.

Why do you bother. You know she will just circumseyes you. Get out the clippers mate!

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goalie fight

n. From ice hockey. An incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.

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So I hear the mayor of Chicago went up against the gun-control folks. How did that go?

Total goalie fight.

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fruitstickle

n. Any fruit served on a short, usually wooden, stick. Commercially prepared faux flower arrangements are the usual, but not the only, source.

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Whoa, dude! I am totally wiped from doing all these leapstands. How about we get a couple of fresh frozen fruitstickles?

Fresh frozen fruitsicles?

No, "fruitstickles".

No thanks, sounds lame.

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push-up bro

n. Ego boosting male friend.

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I'll never get a date. My hair is dweebish. My taint itches. My confidence is sagging.

Sounds like you need a push-up bro.

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