skate

n. Short, snappy, hip form of the noun skater.

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I am the skate from Hell. I rule the ramps.

Right. Whatever dude.

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visit City Hall

v. phrase- Canadian expression meaning to buy some drugs.

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Dude! Got any crack?

Nah man. I didn't have time to visit City Hall.

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fruitstickle

n. Any fruit served on a short, usually wooden, stick. Commercially prepared faux flower arrangements are the usual, but not the only, source.

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Whoa, dude! I am totally wiped from doing all these leapstands. How about we get a couple of fresh frozen fruitstickles?

Fresh frozen fruitsicles?

No, "fruitstickles".

No thanks, sounds lame.

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push-up bro

n. Ego boosting male friend.

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I'll never get a date. My hair is dweebish. My taint itches. My confidence is sagging.

Sounds like you need a push-up bro.

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tour de france

n. Any pursuit that seems pointless, needlessly difficult, lacking in spectator appeal, and corrupt.

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WE are going to bring a planeload of Canadians down to the casino for an ice-curling tournament.

Isn't that kind of a tour de france?

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not the masters

n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.

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Did you see my son's basketball game? What did you think?

Well, it's not the masters.

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yorkers

n. Tricks that look like they are hard and interesting but aren't. Term used by surfers, boarders and hookers.

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Did you see that! I did a leapstand and a board hoard! Fakey!

You did some yorkers. Grow up.

That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.

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