gopher

1) n. Small cute ground-dwelling rodent often used as a target by young folk possessed of small-bore rifles and a sense of entitlement.

2) n. Any person who is the target of the wrath, animosity etc. of a superior, teacher etc.

.............................................................................................................................................................................

I am not going into the sales meeting unless an intern shows up. I do not want to be the gopher.

Word that.

27👍 20👎

buy a Ford

v.phrase- Canadian expression meaning to purchase drugs, usually crack.

...................................................................................................................................

Hey, want to buy a Ford?

Not now man. I'm about to go downtown and visit City Hall.

3👍 1👎

harpering

v. Dithering, performing needless tasks while gauging popular opinion.

......................................................................................................................................

Quit harpering and make a decision. The house is burning; we should leave.

Does my hair look okay? What if the press is watching?

3👍 3👎

meet the mayor

v. phrase- Canadian expression for smoking crack.

....................................................................................................................

Dude. You got time for some boarding?

Sorry man. I have to meet the mayor.

Bummer.

2👍 1👎

sheepkabob

n. Delicious mutton on a stick. Beloved in Perth.

.....................................................................................

Would you like some sheepkabob mate.

Do I look like I'm from Perth?

7👍 1👎

pimple fairy

n. Mythical creature who visits teenagers at night and touches their faces with her zit wand.

......................................................................................

Wow. Looks like someone had a visit from the pimple fairy.

I will cut you. I swear to God.

8👍 1👎

121212

n. Any overly-hyped assemblage of lame older folk prancing about in silly clothes for a noble cause.

......................................................................................

Hey, did you hear? The Toronto Homeless Ladies Centre burned down and now Loverboy and Barenaked Ladies are getting back together for a 121212.

If we raise a lot of money today can we prevent this travesty?

31👍 6👎