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n. any low-priced alcoholic beverage such as beer that is readily available in great quantity for parties. Quality is not important.
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We is gonna party this weekend bro! The revelling shall not stop until past midnight and the floors will be awash in chundered wagonade!
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place. Gritty town left beside the road on the way to prosperity. Founded in 1892 by independent spirits who were not interested in the progressive ways of the people in Rimbey.
Home of the Fighting Badgers, the tri-province soccer champs three years running (1899,1900 and 1901), and twice voted "Hamlet of the Decade" by a local pamphlet company, Alder Flats is poised to leap into the twentieth century.
I had a dream last night. Alder Flats was a rainbow and Rocky Mountain House was a scorpion chasing its tail. Aerosmith music was playing. There were rocks in the road. A lot of rocks.
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n. foamy soap residue left on your body after washing and then rinsing poorly: generally taken as a sign of sloppiness but in operating rooms it provides an aura of needful haste.
Check out the bubblage on Dr. Ngosi's arms! What a slacker.
No dude! She is totally rushing to save some banger's worthless life.
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n. A short street-wise variation on "intensity" tailored for the Occupy Wall Street protest and similar movements where "occupations in tents" occur. The implication is that more and more dwellers showing up, with their tents, signs and badly-tuned guitars, will strenghthen the movement.
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Man, this protest is never going nowhere unless we can turn up the tentcity.
Yeah the tentcity got to be strong if we are going to stick it to the man.
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n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.
If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
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n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.
This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?
Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
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adj. so delicious that it will inevitably be consumed even by people on diets.
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These panda cheesecake squares are dietproof.
Stand back! I have a bag of dietproof donuts and I'm not afraid to throw them into the cockpit!
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