penguin's life

n. any lifestyle consisting of existence in a bleak setting surrounded by identical people, houses, jobs etc.

Hey, are you going to apply for the associate dough stirrer position when Doug finally succombs to starchy pulmonary granulomatosis?

No way! The penguin's life is not for me. I'm gonna open a bong repair shop in Malibu and surf, surf, surf.

Don't forget to buy a black and white tuxedo wet suit.

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heil damage

n. destruction of property, human rights etc. that occurs when people blindly follow extremist leaders.

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What happened to all those houses of worship?

See the badly spelled slogans? Looks like heil damage.

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social thinker

n. Person who doesn't think to excess; someone who isn't dim but who can't be bothered to cogitate in school.

The square root of 64? Are you kidding me? I am totally just a social thinker.

I studied hard all last semester and nearly lost all my friends. But, with the help of some total slackers, I managed to turn my life around and now I'm just a social thinker.

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roam ants movie

n. chick flick so awful, so totally full of Jennifer Anniston, that you wish a horde of army ants would gnaw off your leg to keep you awake and add some excitement to the evening.

Dude! How was your date last night?

Absolutely dreadful. We viewed, and here I'm totally going to pause for effect, a roam ants movie!

Did you at least get your bleeding stump licked?

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pupmusic

Tunes favoured by immature people.

If the radio plays anymore Justin Bieber pupmusic I am going to snabize some disc jockeys.

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cricket match

n. incendiary device used to light a candle, lamp etc. during the late stages of cricket games, long after the sun has set, so the umpire, players, and any remaining spectators, can watch the "action".

Cor Blimey! If Master Perriwether can judiciously bend a googly to silly mid on for six during the next over, off their fading leg-spinner, we may not need a cricket match this eventide.

Rippingly astute observation my good fellow! "Tempus fugit," as my ruddy manservant used to say!

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tie-di

Noun: Two consecutive soccer games, or other sporting events, which both end in draws and, by extension, any extremely pointless or boring activity.

Also a verb form exists: tie-die.

If there is another tie-di today I swear to Pele I am going to give my television a couple of free kicks.

During the statistics class I thought I had tie-died and gone to heaven.

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