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Sting Pong

A game of ping pong where after every point that is scored, the scorer hits a ping pong ball as hard as they can at thier opponent's exposed chest or stomach. Well placed balls land on sensitive areas such as the nipples and may leave red or brown circles for a few days. A great way to get some use out of your old ping pong table, flex your masculinity or settle disputes!

ANDREW: Dude, New Hope was a gazillion times better than Empire Strikes Back.

ALEX: NO WAY! Empire Strikes Back offered the best acting, writing and special effects in the trilogy.

ANDREW: I will respectfully disagree, and I challenge you to a match of sting pong to settle this like men, nay, jedi.

by Gnyqu November 7, 2006

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