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Simply put: Motorboating a personâs ass.
Person A places their face into person Bâs ass crack and moves about furiously like a motorboat (as in motorboating breasts), but because of the assâs foul nature, it takes on characteristics of a swamp or the everglades.
Our sex life needed to be reinvigorated so my big sexy, Ryan, and I spent the whole night everglading each other. :-* <3
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When you're so drunk that your friends have to put you in the bath tub to pass out.
Person 1: Greg got so wasted last night that we had to put him in the tub.
Person 2: Yeah, he was tub drunk.
To frequently get stuck on walls.
I was running to my next class and danny weissed, so I was quite late.
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Something you eat while laughing hysterically.
OMG that's hilarious! I'll have that with a side of loalslaw!.
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The pleasure one gets from a good sneeze.
Dude, I just had a facegasam.
Did it feel as good as everglading?
Well, of course not, but it was great.
Next time you facegasam use a fucking tissue.
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