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When a curly haired girl studying to be a rabbi is giving you head and unexpectedly without warning slurps on your butthole
Rabbi rectum is a brillo pad.
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When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.
Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.
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Where a girl cannot decide whether she wants a penis up the ass or in the vagina, so she settles for a cucumber instead and the moves on to rusty anal beads.
Not only can Jacey not make up her mind when it comes to men, but she has a real The Jacey Complex when it comes to fallic objects.
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When you make $95 million deals but can't seal the deal on any girls.
You just failed to hook up with another girl, Smitty What a Pity
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A potato with cheese that you order while eating at an overpriced, mediocre restaurant. Also can mean eating out a girl while she farts on you.
Jon, you totally just twice baked Sara
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When a woman somehow decides to suck a Hick Chimp off, swallows his semen, and then vomits it back up all over the Chim's face.
Any girl Steve is ever with will perform an upchuck hick
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