Lingwood

The word 'Lingwood' is slang for the term 'Limp Wood' (having a flaccid penis.)

The word is thought to have originated in the upper classes of society, so that they may insult one another without having to dirty their lips with 'inappropriate language.'

Person 1: I say, that fellow over there is such a Lingwood!
Person 2: Haha! Quite.

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Thanos

A God-like villain from Marvel comics. He has purple skin and is obsessed with death, despite being immortal.

Also known as the purple guy who appears at the end of the Avengers movie, who everyone had to Google.

Person 1: Who was that purple bloke at the end of the Avengers?
Person 2: I'm not sure
Person 3: I looked it up, his name is Thanos
Person 1: How interesting! He must be the villain of the Avengers 2!

*Ultron is revealed as the villain of the Avengers 2*

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Ultron

A super-villain in the Marvel comics universe. Ultron is a product of Hank Pym's continued attempts to prove that he is the single worst super-hero in the universe.

Hank Pym: I think I'll start experimenting with high-intelligence robotics!
Ultron: I am Ultron, time to kill everyone *vanishes*
Hank Pym: Fuck

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