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Nebraska

The best state in the USA. So much fun to live in, there's always something to do. You may see people who say Nebraska is a horrible state to live in and it's nothing more than a bunch of hillbillies and corn, they're wrong. Iowa has more corn than Nebraska, so if you want to talk shit, you better know what you're talking about. People in Nebraska LOVE football. Nebraska Cornhuskers are wayyy better than Missourri's shit team and Chase Daniel (The crybaby who said, "Nebraska players spit on me." Like a little bitch and picks his nose and eats it..) 5 National titles and counting.

Bill: God, I hate driving through Nebraska..
John: Why?
Bill: It sucks and there's nothing there but corn.
John: (Punches in face) Go there and say that, then see what happens..

by GoBigRed April 20, 2009

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