rock crusher

Crusher of rocks, usually accompanied by a yell of "YEAH!"

YEAH! He CRITICALS him with the Rock Crusher!

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Spork

A Cross between a spoon and a fork this is really fun to poke people with. Usually with 3 prongs, but sometimes you lose them when you're poking that annoying bitch that sits behind you. Sometimes used to give pleasure to yourself after the lights go out at night

Im going to spork that bitch into the next millinium.

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Dampyre

- An ignorant goth guy who thinks he is an urbanite.
- Any person who subscribes to the dnesity theory of urban developement even though they possess no knowledge on the subject.
- A filthy animal.
- Also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai Midget boys.

1. That dude thinks he knows about urbanity, he must be a dampyre.

2. You need to get your facts straight about the crime level in Chicago, they are much higher than you'd like to admit, what are you a dampyre?!

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charlton

a weak and poor imitation of crystal palace. the british government used to send convicts to australia, now they make them watch charlton

"daddy, daddy why do people support charlton"

"i dont know son. probably for the same reason people commit suicide"

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Scafe

Meaning 'everything is alright', sorted, all is well. A variation on the theme of 'safe', originating in East-Side Malpas, Da Port

'Scafe Clart'

'That draw's pretty scafe spa'

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chilled

To hang out, but in a very relaxed atmosphere

I chilled with Jamie the other night, it was very nice

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fucked

To be high on any drug.

Hey, Dude, He's fucked up.

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