cockbreath

one with breath that smells of cock (ie, jo)

'dear lord jo, how long as it been since you brushed your teeth? you have cockbreath'

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Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

The most memorable song from Office Space, and a good example of when rap can actually be good.

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta has a kicking awesome beat that I like to get down to when I am chilling with all my niggers at the country club.

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vikings

The only people who, if you saw them on a twilight hill on the horizon, you would shit your pants and run in sheer terror! Vikings raid, raze, and knit in their spare time. No one has been able to oppose them for long; there are vikings among us-- do not cross us. They bring us cool words like: "beserk" which means "bear shirt", "hauberk" which means "steel shirt".

The Vikings just raided England and conquered Europe. They have bagpipes and know how to use them. Hail to the Vikings!

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M2L2

M2L2 is an acronym used by urban & Semi-urban population of INDIA to denote the expression of disrespect and disapproval towards the subject. Its full form is "muh mein le le" (Take inside your mouth) :D

Warning: It is not an abuse...its just an expression !! :P

Eg 1:
Ramu: yaar teri file complete ho gyi hai to meri file main diagrams bana de bhai please !
Shamu: m2l2, itna vella nahi huin main.

Eg 2:
Ramu: yar college main kal maths ki class hai 10 baje, attend karne aa jaio
Shamu: m2l2, tu pagal ho gya hai.

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murder by death

To murder someone by killing them. Kinda circular if you ask me...

It's also a band...

I'm going to murder you by death!
-OR-
I saw Murder by Death live on Friday the 13th!

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perv

What females call men that are giving them unwanted attention.

average joe or worse: hi
female: eww, get away from me perv

male model: hi
female: want my phone number?

rich ugly guy: hi
female: let's get married

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World of Warcraft

The world explored from the warcraft series. One of the best games that will ever come to pass and grants all the graces of God. It kicks all other MMORpg's ass including, Dark Age of Camelot(Game sucks) and Everquest (Sucks also.)

I heard Jesus has the highest character on World of Warcraft

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