The greatest guy ever, everyone wants to be like him, and all the girls wantt o be with him. He is in essence god.
Oh my god its Cisco, lets all bow.
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Gene Simmons enjoys letting people know that he still exists by selling them condomns and pretending to be a talented musician.
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The best musician with little radio play... God's Gift to Piano
God said "let there be piano" then he said, "let there be Ben Folds"
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When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.
Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!
Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.
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You can tell the age of a camel by checking out its date
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