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totally destroy someones butt hole with the fury of a wolverine
Johnny my moms lonely she want you to pillage her village
173π 55π
To send your overweight friend on a daredevil assignment
46π 43π
would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!
yo jesus, microwave me a burrito
102π 122π
Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.
I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis
350π 95π
A fat plain Latina woman who through extensive publicity and lots of makeup has weaseled her way into popular culture.
A phony who pretends she is of the people
184π 148π
a small pathetic creature that has a peculiar smell and is worthy of destruction.
Nate is a newt. Don't be a NEWT!!!!!
20π 62π