doufas

some lost cunt who fell in

*douf sits by the watrer all relaxed n shit
*douf is getting out all soaked.
mad cunt: i heard u fell in the water like a lost cunt

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nipsickle

when it is cold out side

fuck its nipsickle out here

1👍 10👎

abandonminium

n. a crackhouse in inner cities

I ain't goin ta thuh abandonminium without muh pipe.

8👍 15👎

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

102👍 121👎

giada de laurentiis

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

350👍 95👎

SAT

the best assessment of ur abilities

Wow i can't believe u got less than a 1500 on the sat. Ur a fucking dumbass.

26👍 132👎

ASP

A Sexual Position

lets find a new asp

70👍 518👎