fuzzy handcuffs

(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.

Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.

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Sondercommandos

A happy group of jews that carry the bodys of there dead friends into the oven to be creamated into ashes to save room. They usually break into song along the way.

poor sondercommandos..there not like there described above...

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vidur

God
Godlike
Like God

Vidur is God!
Vidur is Godlike!
Vidur is like God!

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pong

see ping

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Fool Syndrome

Disorder that makes it impossible to say goodbye until a few seconds after the person has already left.

Jon: I'm leaving now, see you later!

Dave: Later!

*Jon leaves*

Jane: Later!

Dave: Man, girl, you must have that Fool Syndrome!

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moaner

When one person is shot in the back and moans about the person hacking.

he isn't a hacker, fuckin moaner.

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PIP

slang for "Philip"

Look it's Pip.
Wait, no, its not Philip.

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