gandalf

The coolest character in the Lord of the Rings

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.

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rise against

One of the best punk bands ever. Awesome, heartfelt lyrics ranging from love to politics to life in general, loud punding voice and amazing drums.

the years unfold in one moment
the voices that we heard so loud
are now suddenly silenced
inside this crowd
and you're surrounded by the lives
of those who found something to hold
so bringing everybody down
is all you know

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Random

God of all that is chaos.

he is your daddy

look there is random

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Slut

A girl who puts out quickly and with little need of money to get her wet.

Damm that slut was easy, took me ten minutes from hello to her hell yes!!

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bucackie

misspelling of "bukake". Bukake is a Japanese sexual act where multiple men ejaculate all over a female.
Originally used to socially and emotionally destroy a female after infidelity, it has now become a favorite among people around the world.

asian bukake, american bukake, euro bukake... its all the same...

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Blue Team

Gods Of Halo 2, Bitch Slappers of Red Team.

We'll make the Red Team our bitch

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Benton

has the fattest man ass around bald and looks like Caillou, probably likes penis even though they are Christian and fucks his own cats was bullied in elementary now is gay and likes gay henti

oh your gay you must be Benton
you look like Caillou must Benton
you fuck cats you must be Benton

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