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dashboard confessional

Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.

Dashboard Confessional is at the vanguard of the emo scene--a disgusting derivative of punk rock.

by God April 19, 2005


pczone

A magazine from heaven, it has the newest reviews, the best posters, goodies. A GAMER WOULD BE SO LONELY WITHOUT PCZONE! ;(

"When I take a dump, I read my PCZONE"

by God September 20, 2003


pillage the village

totally destroy someones butt hole with the fury of a wolverine

Johnny my moms lonely she want you to pillage her village

by God March 10, 2005


fly fatass fly

To send your overweight friend on a daredevil assignment

Fly fatass fly.....Mallrats

by GOD March 02, 2005


would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 28, 2004


giada de laurentiis

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

by god May 29, 2005


in flames

Most pathetic excuse for a metal band I have ever seen. See pussy.

"Hey, I saw In Flames last night and they were totally awesome!"
"Wow, you should die now!"

by God March 24, 2005