Shitcident

Not neccesarily to shit one's self, a Shitcident is when you nearly make the toilet but you fling some shit from your ass as you sit and later have to clean it up.

I had someone waiting on me in the lobby but I had a shitcident when I got to the room and I had to make them wait an extra 5.

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snacksgiving

A seriously hittin' snack; esp. when consumed in mass quantity as in place of an entire meal.

"...Dinner? Oh man I can't. I'm stuffed from earlier - I had some Beef Jerky, Skittles, and Rice Krispies Treats and washed it down with a 32oz. Quik - shit was like Snacksgiving!!!"

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