Justin Bieber

The number one reason Usher should be gagged and shot.

Eric: That kid tried to gargle my balls last night.

Tim: Who?

Eric: That faggy kid, Justin Bieber.

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Siamese Handbag

The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.

Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!

Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.

Doug:....sweet

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