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An acronym for âLetâs Get Back To Qualified Intelligent Answers.â
Itâs commonly used by conservatives, when liberals neglect scientific and historical facts.
Steve: âIn The lords name we pray, amen and awoman.â
Adam: The word Amen has nothing to do with gender. Your practicing terminology coined by that idiot in Congress known as Emmanuel Cleaver. You both need to LGBTQIA for the better of society.
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When youâve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.
*tim calls into work*
âI canât come into work today, Iâve been having symptoms of COVID-19.â
*hangs up phone.*
Timâs Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesnât like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.
A corrupt school board in Waterloo Region. Known for countless drug deals. Mostly the teachers, the students arenât too bad.
Mr Brown: Alex, you have detention after class.
Alex: I think we both know what you mean by detention Mr. Brown. *winks* Donât worry Iâll have your money. I LOVE THE WCDSB SCHOOL BOARD!!
One of the greatest American presidents the country has seen in decades. The reason he is hated so much is because he is the only politician who has done everything he said he was going to do. His economy was explosive until the coronavirus pandemic, which was created by the filthy communist Democratic Party in collaboration with China.
Steve: Hey you ever hear of Donald Trump?
Lauren: You mean the remarkable president who was painted out to be a monster by the mainstream media and the democrats? Obviously.
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