singapore swap

to put your wristwatch and wedding ring on a girls hand while she gives you a hand job therefore looking like you are doing it; a way to get around cheating on your spouse.

wife: you promise you didn't cheat on me on your business trip?
husband: yes, I promise.
(next day at work, after story is told around the office)
husband: no I don't feel bad, thank God for the singapore swap!

20👍 16👎

gerbil buddy

friends who insert gerbils into each others rectums

Richard Gere and Tom Cruise are gerbil buddies.

30👍 28👎

walmart

1. the funnest place on earth
2. a place to go to beat your children

I love to go to Walmart and watch single mothers beat their children.

1723👍 486👎

fecalmaniac

someone who loves doo-doo feces

If you go to ratemypoo.com, you are a fecalmanic.

6👍 1👎

Tyler Armstrong

The biggest pussyo

Look there’s Tyler Armstrong he’s going to get his 25 boys on us.

10👍 2👎

geekmonster

an individual that would do anything for crack.

I just bought a brand new car from this geekmonster, $20 for a Mercedes, not bad.

34👍 5👎

busted out tracktor tire

a gnarly pussy that looks like roast beef is dangling from

Most girls on sublime directory have pussys that look like blown out tractor tires.

25👍 19👎