throne room

Toilet, especially when used to take a dump. 'Throne' - meaning the place you sit to defaecate. See: 'log cabin'

Party-goer needing a shit: "Where's the throne room mate?"
Home owner: "It's at the end of the hall, and I'm not your mate you Cockney prick!"

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log cabin

An enclosed lavatory, containing a toilet, especially when used for defaecation. 'Log' referring to poo, due to its brown coloration and tendency to float. Throne room.

Man with a turtle head: "Jesus Christ! I've gotta go to the log cabin quick!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"

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Peanut

A woman's clitoris...obviously a woman's, men don't have them.
The clit. The bean . Bald man in a boat, etc.

Her peanut was bigger than my helmet.

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log

1.A brown oblong object, often found floating in a toilet, consisting of faecal waste. A turd. Especially a large one.

2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.

3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.

Person in need of a poop: "I gotta go 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."

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Gigantopotamus

1. A humorous name, term, or term of endearment for a fat, or slightly overweight, person.

2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, provided they don't hear you.

Woman: "Does my bum look big in this?"
Partner: "Of course it does Gigantopotamus"

From the words gigantic and hippopotamus.
See: Chunkosaurus

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