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cuck stuffer

"pro noun" (compound)

Similar to cluck fuffing except using proud tears of laughter and joy for masterbation lubrication while a different man fucks your woman friend or wife. Done standing or sitting comfortably in plane sight usually in a corner.

My former friend totally humiliated his girlfriend cuck stuffing in the kitchen.

I laughed so hard cuck stuffing last night.

Cuck stuffer; a positive cuckolding

by Goatmangold September 1, 2022


Swineapple

A hollowed out pineapple stuffed with any quality ham and wrapped in premium bacon 🥓, usually broiled in an outdoor grill, or over open flame.

Dude, wise is you come over to my bitchin' luau bra we're roasting hog and making swineapple dessert.

Yo you ever tried a swine Apple it's the best Hawaiian American treat.

by Goatmangold September 2, 2022


Pineapple

Military slang usually used by privates to describe an American grenade.

I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.

American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.

by Goatmangold September 4, 2022


Gamehog

(Noun) One who thinks he hogs all the game and wins board games/video games alike though in reality loses three out of four times.

Also used as a sexual conditioning term to compensate for lack of romantic game. (Usually someone who quietly hits on other men, has an illogical/false inferiority complex, watched wrestling or similar as a child, and loves lies). A person who was likely a rape victim at the nearly as sick hands of his uncle, father, or brother. What women he does manage to bed are usually psychos or fat chicks.
Likely choose to be a hog in order to wallow in psychosomatic deep rooted predatory instincts and sexual delinquencies created as a child.

An egomaniacal falsely passive criminal type.

Also means selfish at the arcade.

(Usually the false leader or human shield of his family).

Sean: iL was the one who picked his call sign gamehog.

Devon: iL must have been born in a region that tolerates homos male empowerment and a effeminate egos. More like GAYHOG!!! Ha ha ha ha.

by Goatmangold September 5, 2022


Wigrocrite

(Noun) A person, or more accurately thing, white who is a real weak ass poser impersonating a negro or part of and an anti-american group usually listens to rap music, or alternative, (some times worse) sags their pants, pretends to love their family and hates anyone who disagrees with them (even slightly). one who counts on they're not being enough prisons or law enforcement to capture them. Usually belongs to the low class portion of generation x or the older millennial generation. Those who think they're non-conformist geniuses but are really just living in victimized stead of the late 90s or early 2000s. Unfortunately prevalent in medium population areas 150,000 to about 430,000.

Topher: you think those douchebags at the mall are terrible people, just wait you meet a Wigrocrite you'll know cake eaters and gold diggers from 100 years ago aren't the worst in America.

Steve: Boy howdy good thing I'm get riddah my rap music and saggy pants for more credit card debt!

Jen: well at least you two idiots are half witted racists rather than wigrocrite wannabes.

by Goatmangold September 5, 2022


Eagle 5

A secret sex position involving government officials or at very least Americans definitely not the inspiration for Steve Miller's: "fly like an eagle".

Also the call-sign for lone Star and barfs All American Winnebago ship in the 1987 movie Spaceballs.

Did you see that Spaceballs movie with the 🦅 5 wannabango?

Eagle 5; a great time for Drews.

May the 450 farse be with you!

by Goatmangold September 2, 2022


Sidewalk Fishing

The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.

Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.

I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.

I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.

by Goatmangold September 2, 2022