Swamp Thing

Your penis after having anal with a woman with swamp ass.

Your momma gave me swamp thing, so nasty, I had to use a wet nap.

Rape Sauce

The evidence let behind a sexually based offensive.

Guy 1: Benson and Stabler found Jimmy's rape sauce on that girl's panties..

Guy 2: Damn! Dat nigga's going to jail for a long time.

Guy 1: Did Benson just lick her fingers?

job interview pubes

This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.

Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.

Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....

Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....

Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.