Shut up, you dirty queefen! You Don't make me go all Tarpley and goblin stomp that ass.
A bad ass pussy slayer that moves from town to town
Dude 1: Holy shit, lock up your girl there is a kinderman moving to town
Dude 2: you better practice your goblin stomp or that guy will make a queefen out of you
Dude 2: fuck that bro, he's a kinderman and I'm already a vaginal blood fart
A pathetic person who gets goblin stomped
It's a good thing queefen had that camero, otherwise Brandon would have goblin stomped that ass!
The aftermath of a goblin stomp
After Brandon's insane goblin stomp, there was nothing left of queefen but a pool of vaginal blood fart.
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When a real man shows odjection by dancing and thrashing to an unjust finger placement
Touch his backside again and Brandon will do the goblin stomp for half price
An event that takes place around a bonfire or any other event that requires a stomp that is so powerful that only a goblin may execute it.
Brandon Tarpley did the goblin stomp because Alabama lost to FSU