armchair morality

One who attempts to uphold a mindset, ideology, or virtue that one has little to no experience dealing with.

This person is usually ignorant, lacks empathy, and lacks self awareness.

Example: Steve Shives

“She displays great armchair morality”

ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.

"At least I'm not dating some ranch mule!"