Cookie

So it is like a potato, but better. You can use cookies for a lot of things, like milk, sweets, chocolate, mashed potatoes, ketchup, wedges, clicker games, etc. The list is endless. The cookie is a way of life (and a clicker game that is addicting like drugs).

My friend: What would you like on your pizza?
Me: Cookies.
My friend: (0_0||) okay...